Joke Topic - 'Poodles' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Poodles'.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.

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