Joke Topic - 'Poodles' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Poodles'.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.

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What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!

If you fear Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

Waiter to customer: 'I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?'

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

Christmas is a holiday on which neither the past nor the future is as important as the present.

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point?