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Joke Topic - 'Poodle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Poodle'.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.


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Doctors

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
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Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Samson

Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

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