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Joke Topic - 'Poodle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Poodle'.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.


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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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Death

A fate worse than death is better than dying
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Lawyers

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Birds

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.

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