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Joke Topic - 'Ponies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ponies'.

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Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.


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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Thief

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Uncle

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
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Birds

Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.

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