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Joke Topic - 'Ponies'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ponies'.


Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."


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He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.


What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.


What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.


"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"


His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime.


Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.

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