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Joke Topic - 'Ponies'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ponies'.
Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
He was a little hoarse.
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Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
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Because he was always coffin.
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