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Joke Topic - 'Ponies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ponies'.

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Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.


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River

Denial: A river in Egypt!
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Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
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Ghosts

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Vacation

His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime.
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.

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