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Joke Topic - 'Politicians' - 37 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 37 jokes on the topic - 'Politicians'.
A politician is like a master of deception, always ready to cater to what they think will win over the voters.
A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
A politician needs to be able to see both sides of an issue to find a way to avoid it.
Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
Crime is merely politics without excuses.
Don't vote - it only encourages them.
During Britain's 'brain drain,' no politician left the country.
He's as smart as a politician and as honest.
How many Members of Parliament does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-five - one to change it and twenty-four to go on an all-expenses-paid fact-finding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.
Twenty-five - one to change it and twenty-four to go on an all-expenses-paid fact-finding trip to find out how it is done in Barbados.
How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to establish a fact-finding committee to learn more about the process.
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to establish a fact-finding committee to learn more about the process.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation, and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
'The Government is well aware of the situation, and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.