Joke Topic - 'Politicians' - Page 4 - With 1 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Politicians'.

Why don't political leaders have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'

How do you know if an elephant has been in the fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.

When delivering the presents, how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.