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This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Politicians'.
I think, therefore, I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
It would be illegal if not voting could change the system.
It would be illegal if not voting could change the system.
In politics, honesty is comparable to oxygen. The higher you go, the more difficult it is to find.
It's tough being a politician. Lying destroys half your reputation, and the truth destroys the other half!
Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
Nevertheless, in order to provide a response at this time, I will simply explain, and this is a repetition of what I have stated in the past, that the information that I am unable to provide in response is based on the fact that no such statement is accessible.
Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First, they lie on one side and then on the other.
First, they lie on one side and then on the other.
Politicians are like ships: they make the most noise when they're lost in fog.
Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.