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Joke Topic - 'Politically Correct'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Politically Correct'.

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How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality."


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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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Accidents

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
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Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.

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