How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Keys
What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
Accidents
Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
Light Bulbs
How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
Santa Claus
If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
Bird
Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
Moles
How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
Office
"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
Mother
Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.