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Joke Topic - 'Policemen' - Page 2 - With 4 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Policemen'.

Related Topics: Police (29) Detectives (5) Cops (3) Sherlock Holmes (7)
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

Cinderella

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.

Nurses

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.

Dogs

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.

Everything

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?

Teachers

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it hurts you.

Bananas

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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