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Joke Topic - 'Police Officer'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Police Officer'.

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A young boy got lost at a baseball game. He went up to a police officer and said "I've lost my father."
"What's he like?" asked the officer.
"Beer and women," replied the boy.


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Lawyers

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Split

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

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