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Joke Topic - 'Police Officer'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Police Officer'.


A young boy got lost at a baseball game. He went up to a police officer and said "I've lost my father."
"What's he like?" asked the officer.
"Beer and women," replied the boy.

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What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.


A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.

The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?


What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.


What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.


Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.


Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

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