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Joke Topic - 'Police Officer'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Police Officer'.
A young boy got lost at a baseball game. He went up to a police officer and said "I've lost my father."
"What's he like?" asked the officer.
"Beer and women," replied the boy.
"What's he like?" asked the officer.
"Beer and women," replied the boy.
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