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Joke Topic - 'Police' - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Police'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
One of the drivers is sprawled and injured on the side of the road following a car accident. A police officer advised, "Don't worry; a Red Cross nurse is on her way to assist you."
"Oh no," the victim moaned, "don't you think it would be possible for me to have a blonde and happy one?"
"Oh no," the victim moaned, "don't you think it would be possible for me to have a blonde and happy one?"
Police move in book case
The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was upset by a recent incident.
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and looted. She phoned the police at once to report the crime.
A K9 unit on a routine patrol in the area was the first on the scene after the police dispatcher announced the call over the radio.
When the K-9 officer arrived at the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde came out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her head, and wailed, 'I get home from work to discover all my stuff taken; I call the police for aid, and what do they do? They send a blind cop!
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and looted. She phoned the police at once to report the crime.
A K9 unit on a routine patrol in the area was the first on the scene after the police dispatcher announced the call over the radio.
When the K-9 officer arrived at the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde came out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her head, and wailed, 'I get home from work to discover all my stuff taken; I call the police for aid, and what do they do? They send a blind cop!
Twelve-year-old's essay on 'What would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Two convicts escaped from prison today. One is seven feet tall, and the other is four feet two inches. The police spokesman said that they are looking high and low for them.
What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
A stake out.
What do you call it when a swarm of bees helps in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
A sting operation.
What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
A police insector.
What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
A crime watch.