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Joke Topic - 'Polar Bears'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Polar Bears'.

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A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. "I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic."
"Why the big pause?" replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at this hands and says
"What do you mean, I've always had them."
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Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
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What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


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Pianos

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He struck a chord.
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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Parrot

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'

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