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Joke Topic - 'Polar Bears'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Polar Bears'.


A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. "I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic."
"Why the big pause?" replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at this hands and says
"What do you mean, I've always had them."

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

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