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Joke Topic - 'Polar Bears'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Polar Bears'.

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A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. "I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic."
"Why the big pause?" replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at this hands and says
"What do you mean, I've always had them."
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Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
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What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


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Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

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