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Joke Topic - 'Polar Bears' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Polar Bears'.

Did you hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

Entering a bar, a polar bear approaches the bartender and says. 'I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic.'
'Why the big pause?' replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at his hands and says
'What do you mean, I've always had them.'

What did the dentist see when he visited the North Pole?
A molar bear.

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

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Intelligence

Did you hear about the extremely intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

Horses

What do you call a horse that has Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.

Cinderella

Why was Cinderella dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

Frogs

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.

Bakers

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun, and a current ran up his leg.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.