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Joke Topic - 'Polar Bears'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Polar Bears'.

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A polar bear walks in to a bar and says to the barman. "I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic."
"Why the big pause?" replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at this hands and says
"What do you mean, I've always had them."
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Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
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What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.


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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
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Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.

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