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Joke Topic - 'Poets' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Poets'.
Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.
Which famous Scottish poet is setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
Robert Burns.
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A bite in shining armour.
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The cat got his tongue.
The cat got his tongue.
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Some people are like blisters
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Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
Two seasick tourists.
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My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
In the spring.