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Joke Topic - 'Pockets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pockets'.

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It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.


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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Doctors

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
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Police

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
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Vampires

Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.
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Dogs

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!

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