Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Sound
Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
Mudpack
John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
Reindeer
Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
Astronauts
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a
little body, sir.'
Weekdays
Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.
Snakes
What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
Obesity
New study of obesity looks for larger test group