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Joke Topic - 'Pockets'


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It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.


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Nurses

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
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Today

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?
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Centipedes

Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
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French

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Human

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
A: Decalfinated

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