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Joke Topic - 'Pockets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pockets'.

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It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.


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Nature

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
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Christmas

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Dogs

What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.
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Drink

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.

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