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Joke Topic - 'Pockets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pockets'.

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It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.


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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Mudpack

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
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Reindeer

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
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Weekdays

Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Obesity

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

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