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Joke Topic - 'Pockets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pockets'.

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It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.


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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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