Joke Topic - 'Pockets'

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'

Why are both Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because the others are weekdays.

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.

New study of obesity looks for larger test group