Arnold saw an advertisement for a handyman for an apartment complex and decided to apply for the job.
"What do you know about plumbing was the interviewer's first question.
"Nothing at all," said George.
"Well what about electricity?"
"Not a thing."
"How about gardening then?"
"Never cut a lawn in my life."
"Then tell me," said the confused interviewer, "just what makes you so handy?"
"I live right around the corner," said Arnold.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bars
A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
Doughnuts
Old doughnut makers never die,
they just get tired of the whole business.
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
Music
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Birds
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Blondes
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Thief
What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
Horses
What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
Robbery
Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.