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Joke Topic - 'Plumbing'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Plumbing'.
Arnold saw an advertisement for a handyman for an apartment complex and decided to apply for the job.
"What do you know about plumbing was the interviewer's first question.
"Nothing at all," said George.
"Well what about electricity?"
"Not a thing."
"How about gardening then?"
"Never cut a lawn in my life."
"Then tell me," said the confused interviewer, "just what makes you so handy?"
"I live right around the corner," said Arnold.
"What do you know about plumbing was the interviewer's first question.
"Nothing at all," said George.
"Well what about electricity?"
"Not a thing."
"How about gardening then?"
"Never cut a lawn in my life."
"Then tell me," said the confused interviewer, "just what makes you so handy?"
"I live right around the corner," said Arnold.
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