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Joke Topic - 'Plumber'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Plumber'.

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Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
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What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.


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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.
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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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Employees

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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Hotels

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Chicken Soup

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.

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