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Joke Topic - 'Plumber'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Plumber'.
Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
It's all over Flo.
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Button mushrooms.
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Gravity
What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
The letter v.
Football
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
Who's there?
Money.
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Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
A Postage Stamp
What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
A postage stamp.
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We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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