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Joke Topic - 'Plumber'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Plumber'.


Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.

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What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
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