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Joke Topic - 'Plumber'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Plumber'.

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Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
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What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.


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Snakes

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
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Stupid

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!
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Jacket

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
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Cars

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
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Nurses

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Crash

NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.

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