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Joke Topic - 'Plumber'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Plumber'.

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Did you hear about the man who had a new bath fitted in his house?
The plumber asked him, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The man replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
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What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.


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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Better Judgement

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
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Well Off

Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

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