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Joke Topic - 'Pleasure'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pleasure'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.


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Motorist

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
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Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Light

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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Sharks

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
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Dogs

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.

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