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Joke Topic - 'Pleasure'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pleasure'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

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Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?


What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?


You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.


Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.


Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?


Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.


Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.


Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.

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