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Joke Topic - 'Playing'


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Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.


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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.

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