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Joke Topic - 'Playing'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Playing'.

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Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.


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Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
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Birds

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!

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