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Joke Topic - 'Playing'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Playing'.


Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

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Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.

False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.


What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!


People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.


Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.


Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

A Truckload

I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.


Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.

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