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Joke Topic - 'Playing'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Playing'.


Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.


I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.


Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!


Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?


Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.


I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem

Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!

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