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Joke Topic - 'Players'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Players'.

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What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.


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Birthdays

For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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