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Joke Topic - 'Players'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Players'.
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
The Soup—er Bowl.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Because their horns don't work.
Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
Too long to go around.....
Dogs
What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
A golden receiver.
Sings
What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
Elvis Parsley.
Better Judgement
Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
Scottish
My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
Fat
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
Well, don't point him at me.
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