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Joke Topic - 'Players'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Players'.

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What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.


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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Creatures

Which creature helps save people who are drowning in the sea?
The Ghostguard.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Lawyers

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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Politicians

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Cows

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
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Dogs

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!
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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel

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