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Joke Topic - 'Players' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Players'.

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Every member of the team! And for that, they all receive a semester's credit!
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Souper Bowl.

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