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Joke Topic - 'Players'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Players'.

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What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.


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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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Engineers

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Rain

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
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Pigs

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim

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