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Joke Topic - 'Players' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Players'.
How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Every member of the team! And for that, they all receive a semester's credit!
Every member of the team! And for that, they all receive a semester's credit!
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Souper Bowl.
The Souper Bowl.
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Overweight
You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle, but your belt won't.
Bears
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
Winnie the Moo.
Elephants
What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
A mumbo-jumbo.
Money
Why is it not difficult to cheat sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Cars
What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.
A pink carnation.
Radio
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Worry
Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it.
Cereal
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Fish
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
Because it has its own scales!