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Joke Topic - 'Play'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Play'.

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George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
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You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.


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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Game

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Dog

Dog Attacks Rocket
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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Doctors

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

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