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Joke Topic - 'Play'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Play'.

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George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.


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Bees

Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

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