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Joke Topic - 'Play'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Play'.


George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.

What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.


What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?

Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.


Dog Attacks Rocket


I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.


What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.


What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.


Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

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