Joke Topic - 'Play'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Play'.

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.

What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty

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