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Joke Topic - 'Play'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Play'.

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George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
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You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.


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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
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Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Driving

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
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Lawyers

Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty

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