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Joke Topic - 'Play'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Play'.


George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

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Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.


Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.


Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.


Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.


What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.


Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.


Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.


My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

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