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Joke Topic - 'Plastered'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Plastered'.

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Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.


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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Biscuits

Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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Hole

He's a few yards short of the hole.
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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Police

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
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Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

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