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Joke Topic - 'Planes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Planes'.

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NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.


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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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A Minute

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Blondes

Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
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Bosses

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

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