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Joke Topic - 'Planes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Planes'.

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NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.


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Birds

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Piano

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Pirates

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.

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