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Joke Topic - 'Planes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Planes'.

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NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?
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Pianos

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
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Computers

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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Bookworms

Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

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