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Joke Topic - 'Planes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Planes'.

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NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.


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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Chicken

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
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Scotsman

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
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Elephants

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Jokes

He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Uncle

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.

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