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Joke Topic - 'Planes'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Planes'.
NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
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You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
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Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
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Because he was the ruler.
Because he was the ruler.
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