Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Birds
Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Piano
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Tourists
Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Physchiatrists
My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
Vampires
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
Scottish
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Sheep
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
Pirates
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.