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Joke Topic - 'Planes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Planes'.

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NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.


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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Original

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Feet

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.

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