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Joke Topic - 'Planes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Planes'.

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NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.


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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Sings

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
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Girlfriend

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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