Joke Topic - 'Planes'

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.

Xerox never comes up with anything original.

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.