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Joke Topic - 'Pistachios'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pistachios'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.


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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Noisiest

What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

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