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Joke Topic - 'Pistachios'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pistachios'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.


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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

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