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Joke Topic - 'Pistachios'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pistachios'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.


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Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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Coffee

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
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Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

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