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Joke Topic - 'Pirates' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pirates'.
A man is standing drinking at the bar when the man next to him whispers, 'Do you want to buy any pirate DVDs?'
'No thanks, I hate Treasure Island.'
'No thanks, I hate Treasure Island.'
Once upon a time, there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did for years. He guided merchant ships all over the world. Never did stormy seas or pirates get the best of him. His crew and fellow captains admired him.
However, there was one thing different about this captain. Every morning, he went through a strange ritual. He would lock himself in his captain's quarters and open a small safe. In the safe was an envelope with a piece of paper inside. He would stare at the paper for a minute, then lock it back up. After, he would go about his daily duties. For years, this went on, and his crew became very curious. Was it a treasure map? Was it a letter from a long-lost love? Everyone speculated the contents of the strange envelope.
One day, the captain died at sea. After laying the captain's body to rest, the first mate led the entire crew into the captain's quarters. He opened the safe, got the envelope, opened it, and...
The first mate turned pale and showed the paper to the others. Four words were on the paper, two on two lines:
'Port Left Starboard Right.'
However, there was one thing different about this captain. Every morning, he went through a strange ritual. He would lock himself in his captain's quarters and open a small safe. In the safe was an envelope with a piece of paper inside. He would stare at the paper for a minute, then lock it back up. After, he would go about his daily duties. For years, this went on, and his crew became very curious. Was it a treasure map? Was it a letter from a long-lost love? Everyone speculated the contents of the strange envelope.
One day, the captain died at sea. After laying the captain's body to rest, the first mate led the entire crew into the captain's quarters. He opened the safe, got the envelope, opened it, and...
The first mate turned pale and showed the paper to the others. Four words were on the paper, two on two lines:
'Port Left Starboard Right.'
Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
Underneath his treasure shirt.
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Elephants
What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
Onions
How do you start an onion race?
'Onion marks! Get set! Go!
'Onion marks! Get set! Go!
Boyfriends
Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Cats
What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
Taxes
Don't overtax yourself; it's the government's job to do that.
Poodles
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
Pooched eggs.
Dracula
What is Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Fangs-giving.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
Who's there?
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
Love
Jesus loves you, but most people think you are an idiot.