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Joke Topic - 'Pirate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pirate'.

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A man is standing drinking at the bar when the man next to him whispers, 'do you want to buy any pirate DVD's?'
'No thanks, I hate Treasure Island.'


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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?

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