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Joke Topic - 'Pirate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pirate'.

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A man is standing drinking at the bar when the man next to him whispers, 'do you want to buy any pirate DVD's?'
'No thanks, I hate Treasure Island.'


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King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Sailors

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?

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