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Joke Topic - 'Pirate'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pirate'.


A man is standing drinking at the bar when the man next to him whispers, 'do you want to buy any pirate DVD's?'
'No thanks, I hate Treasure Island.'

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.


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Milk of amnesia.


Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.


Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
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Tutu trains.


Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?

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