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Joke Topic - 'Pirate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pirate'.

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A man is standing drinking at the bar when the man next to him whispers, 'do you want to buy any pirate DVD's?'
'No thanks, I hate Treasure Island.'


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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
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Bull

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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Parents

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
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Polish

David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
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Answer

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?

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