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Joke Topic - 'Pine'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pine'.

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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.


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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Illiterate

Illiterate? Call this number for help.
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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!

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