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Joke Topic - 'Pine'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pine'.


What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

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Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!


How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.


Illiterate? Call this number for help.


Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.


How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.


Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!

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