Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Musician
What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
Farmers
In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
Pirates
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Sleep
Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
Robbery
Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
Lawyers
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
Cats
Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Bus Drivers
How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a
light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
Coffee
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.