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Joke Topic - 'Pine'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pine'.

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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.


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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Pirates

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
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Sleep

Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.

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