Joke Topic - 'Pilots' - 8 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

A pilot was flying over the jungle when he started having engine trouble. Eventually, the engine stopped, and he realized that he would have to bail out before it lost too much height and crashed. So he put on his parachute and jumped out of the door. He pulled the rip cord, his parachute opened, and he floated gently down toward a clearing in the jungle. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of a large cooking pot where the chief of the cannibals was cooking lunch. The chief cried out in astonishment, 'What is this flier doing in my soup?'

After taxiing down the runway, the airliner suddenly stopped, then turned around and returned to the gate. About an hour later, it finally took off. A worried passenger asked the flight attendant, 'What was the problem?'
'The pilot was very concerned about the noise one of the engines was making,' explained the flight attendant, 'and it took us a while to find another pilot.'

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

During a transcontinental flight, a passenger looked out the window and noticed that two of the jet's engines were on fire. He began shouting, and pretty soon, the rest of the passengers were in the throes of panic. The pilot suddenly appeared in the doorway to the passenger compartment with a parachute strapped to his back.
'Don't worry, folks,' he yelled cheerfully. 'I'm going for help.'

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. As he grasps the bulb, the entire universe spins around him.

The pilot of a small private plane ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road. He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, 'Fill 'er up!'
The attendant just looked at the pilot.
'Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for fuel,' said the pilot.
The attendant replied, 'True, most pilots use the airport just over there.'

Why did the pilot visit the psychiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.