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Joke Topic - 'Pilots'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Pilots'.

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After taxiing down the runway, the airliner suddenly stopped, then turned around and returned to the gate. About an hour later it finally took off. A worried passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was very concerned about the noise one of the engines was making," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find another pilot."
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Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.


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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
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Pigs

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.

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