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Joke Topic - 'Pilots'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Pilots'.

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After taxiing down the runway, the airliner suddenly stopped, then turned around and returned to the gate. About an hour later it finally took off. A worried passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was very concerned about the noise one of the engines was making," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find another pilot."
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Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.


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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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The Difference

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Snowman

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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Horses

How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.
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Dentist

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.

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