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Joke Topic - 'Pilots'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Pilots'.


After taxiing down the runway, the airliner suddenly stopped, then turned around and returned to the gate. About an hour later it finally took off. A worried passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was very concerned about the noise one of the engines was making," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find another pilot."

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

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My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.

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