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Joke Topic - 'Pilot'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Pilot'.


A pilot was flying over the jungle when he started having engine trouble. Eventually the engine stopped and he realised that he would have to bail out before it lost too much height and crashed. So he put on his parachute and jumped out of the door. He pulled the rip cord, his parachute opened and he floated gently down towards a clearing in the jungle. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of a large cooking pot in which the chief of the cannibals was cooking lunch. The chief cried out in astonishment, "whats this flier doing in my soup?"

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

During a transcontinental flight, a passenger looked out the window and noticed that two of the jet's engines were on fire. He began shouting, and pretty soon the rest of the passengers were in the throes of panic. The pilot suddenly appeared in the doorway to the passenger compartment with a parachute strapped to his back. "Don't worry, folks," he yelled cheerfully. "I'm going for help."

The pilot of a small private plane ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road. He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!"
The attendant just looked at the pilot.
"Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a fuel," said the pilot.
The attendant replied, "True, most pilots use the airport just over there."

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

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Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.


Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!


What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.


When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.

Alphabet Soup

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.


Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.


My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.


Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.

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