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Joke Topic - 'Pills'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pills'.


Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

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Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.


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How do you park a computer?
You back it up.


What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.


Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
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Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.

Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

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