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Joke Topic - 'Pills'


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Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.


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River

Denial: A river in Egypt!
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Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
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Dogs

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
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Chickens

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

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