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Joke Topic - 'Pigs' - Page 3 - With 9 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Pigs'.
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
Because it came out of the pen.
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
Because he was such a ham.
Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
Because they were pen pals.
Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
Because he was an old boar.
Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
Because he was an old bore.
Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pig's tail?
Because it's twirly!
Because it's twirly!
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
They both can be found in a pen.
Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
Because he is a squealer.
Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
They called him an old boar.