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Joke Topic - 'Pigs' - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Pigs'.
What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
1>Hog the ball.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
1>A piiig.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
1>A lot of crackling on the line.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
1>A pork-u-pine.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
1>A porkupine.
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
1>A hampire.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
1>Striped sausages.
What is pink and goes 'knio, knio?'
A backward pig.
1>A backward pig.
What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
1>Road hogs.
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
1>In a hog cabin.
Why did the farmer feed sugar and vinegar to his pigs?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
1>He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
1>It was Valenswine's Day!