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Joke Topic - 'Pigs' - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Pigs'.
What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
Hog the ball.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
A piiig.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
A lot of crackling on the line.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
A pork-u-pine.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
A porkupine.
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
A hampire.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
Striped sausages.
What is pink and goes 'knio, knio?'
A backward pig.
A backward pig.
What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
Road hogs.
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
In a hog cabin.
Why did the farmer feed sugar and vinegar to his pigs?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
It was Valenswine's Day!