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Joke Topic - 'Piglets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Piglets'.

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Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.


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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Dog

What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Tuba

How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

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