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Joke Topic - 'Piglets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Piglets'.

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Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.


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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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Lawyers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

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