Joke Topic - 'Pictures' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Pictures'.

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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My other girlfriend is beautiful

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.

How many Oliver Norths does it take to change a light bulb?
How is he able to? All of the light bulbs he sold went to Iran.

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries its own trunk.

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!

The landlord wanted me to treat the place like my own home, so I did. I didn't pay the rent.

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favorite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.