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Joke Topic - 'Picture'


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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


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Cars

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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Blondes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Calf

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.

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