Here are some randomly selected joke topics
The Butler
Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
Chicken
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Sleeping
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
Blondes
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Marriage
Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
Teletubby
What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
Your Apology
I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
Strike
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.