Joke Topic - 'Picture'

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.