Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Mind
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Christmas Eve
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
Doughnuts
Old doughnut makers never die,
they just get tired of the whole business.
Mouse
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Bird
How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
Man
Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
Teachers
Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Ghosts
Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.