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Joke Topic - 'Picture'


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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Mouse

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Bird

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
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Man

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

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