Joke Topic - 'Picture'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Picture'.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

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