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Joke Topic - 'Picture'


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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


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Horses

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Dogs

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!
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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

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