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Joke Topic - 'Picnic'


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My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic.'


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People

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
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Girlfriends

What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Bars

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Bananas

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.

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