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Joke Topic - 'Picnic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Picnic'.

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My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic.'


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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Lizards

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
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Skiers

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear

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