Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - P / Joke Topic - Picnic - 1

Joke Topic - 'Picnic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Picnic'.

$text4

My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic.'


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Doctor

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
$text4

Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
$text4

Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
$text4

Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
$text4

Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
$text4

Commentator

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
$text4

Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
$text4

Breakfast

What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
$text4

Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

This is page 1 of 1