My uncle said to me, 'Ants have got amazing brains.'
I said, 'Have they?'
He said, 'Yes. Have you noticed how they always know when you're having a picnic.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Blondes
Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.
Managers
The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
Blondes
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
Student
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
Birds
What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
Wedding Anniversary
Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
Leave
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Coward
What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.