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Joke Topic - 'Pickle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pickle'.


Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

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Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.


How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.


What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.


Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.

Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."


What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.


Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.


What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.


Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.

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