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Joke Topic - 'Pick'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pick'.
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
Take your pick.
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Leaving
Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?
Football Players
How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Farmers
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
Christmas
What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
Santapplause.
Skeptics
How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
Kleptomaniac
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Goats
Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
They are always kidding around.
Ghosts
Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.
To the scaredresscr.
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