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Joke Topic - 'Pick'


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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


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Ducks

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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Santa

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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Weddings

My wedding was a very emotional experience, even the wedding cake was in tiers.
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.

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