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Joke Topic - 'Pick'


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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


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Hi

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi, who are you?
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
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Judges

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
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Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
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A Crime Wave

Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

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