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Joke Topic - 'Pick'


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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


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Judges

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Smart

He's as smart as a politician is honest.
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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Tougher

State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty

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