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Joke Topic - 'Pick'

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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

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Are you really leaving or are you only trying to brighten my day?

Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.


What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?


How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?


Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.


Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.

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