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Joke Topic - 'Pick'


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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.

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