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Joke Topic - 'Pick'

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What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi who?
Hi, who are you?


This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?


'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'


Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.


My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'

A Crime Wave

Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.


Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

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