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Joke Topic - 'Pick Your Friends'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pick Your Friends'.


You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.


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How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.


Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.


Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.


What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.


What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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