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Joke Topic - 'Pick Your Friends'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pick Your Friends'.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.


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Sleep

Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
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Cash

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Bald

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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