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Joke Topic - 'Pick Your Friends'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pick Your Friends'.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.


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Beauty

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Cops

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
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French

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and papa.
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

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