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Joke Topic - 'Pick Your Friends'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pick Your Friends'.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.


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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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Strike

Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

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