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Joke Topic - 'Pick Your Friends'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Pick Your Friends'.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.


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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Snowball

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
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A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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Frogs

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.

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