Joke Topic - 'Pianos' - 8 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 8 jokes on the topic - 'Pianos'.

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.

Piano Tuner: 'I've come to tune your piano.'
Music Teacher: 'But we didn't send for you.'
Piano Tuner: 'No, but the people who live opposite did.'

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.