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Joke Topic - 'Physciatrist'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Physciatrist'.

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A man walks into the doctors, he says 'doctor doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor replies, 'Well I think you need a physciatrist not a doctor, why did you come to me?'
'Well' then man replies, 'I was walking past your surgery and your light was on.'
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Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.
A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!"
"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you seem to be doing much better. How?"
"I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!"
"One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
"Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."
"A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?"
"Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."


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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
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Quasimodo

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.

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