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Joke Topic - 'Physciatrist'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Physciatrist'.

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A man walks into the doctors, he says 'doctor doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor replies, 'Well I think you need a physciatrist not a doctor, why did you come to me?'
'Well' then man replies, 'I was walking past your surgery and your light was on.'
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Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.
A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!"
"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you seem to be doing much better. How?"
"I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!"
"One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
"Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."
"A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?"
"Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."


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Absentmindedness

There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?

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