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Joke Topic - 'Physchiatrists' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Physchiatrists'.
A man walks into the doctor; he says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor replies, 'Well, I think you need a psychiatrist, not a doctor; why did you come to me?'
' Well,' then the man replies, 'I was walking past your surgery, and your light was on.'
3>' Well,' then the man replies, 'I was walking past your surgery, and your light was on.'
Joe has been receiving treatment for his fear of having monsters under his bed for the past four years from a psychoanalyst. Years had passed since his last restful night's sleep. Moreover, he was aware of how little progress he was making. Eventually, he decides to try something else and quits seeing the therapist.
A few weeks later, Joe's former psychotherapist runs into his old client in the supermarket and is startled to see him looking well-rested, active, and upbeat. 'Doc!' Joe says, 'It's incredible! I am cured!'
' That's great news!' the psychoanalyst says. 'you seem to be doing much better. How?'
' I went to see another doctor,' Joe exclaims cheerfully, 'and he cured me in just one session!'
'One?!' the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
' Yeah,' continues Joe, 'my new doctor is a behaviourist.'
' A behavioralist?' the psychoanalyst asks. 'How could he cure you in a single session?
Joe says, "Oh, that's easy." 'He told me to take off the legs of my bed.'
5>A few weeks later, Joe's former psychotherapist runs into his old client in the supermarket and is startled to see him looking well-rested, active, and upbeat. 'Doc!' Joe says, 'It's incredible! I am cured!'
' That's great news!' the psychoanalyst says. 'you seem to be doing much better. How?'
' I went to see another doctor,' Joe exclaims cheerfully, 'and he cured me in just one session!'
'One?!' the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
' Yeah,' continues Joe, 'my new doctor is a behaviourist.'
' A behavioralist?' the psychoanalyst asks. 'How could he cure you in a single session?
Joe says, "Oh, that's easy." 'He told me to take off the legs of my bed.'
My psychiatrist told me I was going crazy. I told him, 'If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion. 'He said, 'Alright .. you're ugly too.'
2>Why did the pilot visit the psychiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
1>Because he was plane crazy.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pigs
Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
1>They called him an old boar.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
1>Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
Golf
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
1>Witches
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the 'w'.
1>Take away the 'w'.
Permanent
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
1>Dogs
Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
1>Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Scottish
What is the name of an unhappy mountain range in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
1>The Grumpians.
Wedding Anniversary
Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
1>Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
Soap
Who steals soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
1>Robber ducks.