Joke Topic - 'Photographers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Photographers'.

An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost that was said to appear only once in a hundred years. Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer sat in the dark until midnight, when the apparition became visible. The ghost turned out to be friendly and consented to pose for one snapshot. The happy photographer popped a bulb into his camera and took the picture. After dashing into his studio, the photographer developed the negative and groaned. It was underexposed and completely blank. The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.

Old photographers never die; they just stop developing.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!

Cricket

Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.

Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

Insults

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.

Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.

Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!

Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!

Listen

Of course, I'm listening to you; don't you see me yawning?