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Joke Topic - 'Phones' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Phones'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
We apologize for the inconvenience. You've stumbled upon a make-believe number. Could you please turn your phone sideways and give it another shot?
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Because he had left it off his hook.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chickens
Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
Robbery
What do you call a Teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
A tubby
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
Bees
What do you call a bee that is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
A maybee.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
Don't talk rubbish.
Love
Jesus loves you, but most people think you are an idiot.
Santa Claus
What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
The elf-abet.
Eggs
What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
A boom-meringue.
Dieting
Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
Because it had become a porky pine.