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Joke Topic - 'Pet Stores' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pet Stores'.
'I'd like a puppy for my son,' the man said as he walked into the pet store.
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
2>'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap.
He replied, 'Sorry sir, all ours go woof.'
2>He replied, 'Sorry sir, all ours go woof.'
Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat - get one flea!
2>Buy one cat - get one flea!
My last girlfriend was so ugly that when she worked in a pet store, people kept asking how big she would get.
2>Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Deer
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
2>A styling mousse.
Astronauts
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rock-et.
2>You rock-et.
Christmas
What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
2>It's Christmas, Eve.
Wives
How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
2>Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
Fishing
Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
2>No, I prefer to catch fish.
Donkeys
How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
2>Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
Shopping
What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
2>Just put it on my bill.
Cows
What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
2>Lean beef.
Firemen
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
2>Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.