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Joke Topic - 'Pessimists'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pessimists'.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.
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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
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Christmas

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

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