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Joke Topic - 'Pessimists'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pessimists'.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.


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Not Yourself

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Dogs

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
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Gorillas

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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