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Joke Topic - 'Pessimists'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pessimists'.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Firemen

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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Brains

Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

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