Joke Topic - 'Pessimists'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pessimists'.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.

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My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.

What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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