Steamrollers
Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
People
Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
Dogs
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
Scary
What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
Judges
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
Monkeys
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh, stop bellyaching, will you!
Barbers
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
Basketball
What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.