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Joke Topic - 'Pessimists' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Pessimists'.

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light bulb?
'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None; the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.

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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'

People

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.

Dogs

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.

Scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

Judges

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.

Monkeys

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh, stop bellyaching, will you!

Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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