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Joke Topic - 'Pessimists'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pessimists'.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.


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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Currents

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
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Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Computers

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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Snowman

What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
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Blondes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...
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Sherlock Holmes

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

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