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Joke Topic - 'Pessimists' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Pessimists'.
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light bulb?
'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'
'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None; the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
None; the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
B-negative.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Steamrollers
Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
He said, 'Crumbs.'
People
Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
A bus driver.
Dogs
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
A bud hound.
Scary
What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
The inside!
Judges
Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
They serve in the court.
Monkeys
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
A chimp off the old block.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh, stop bellyaching, will you!
Doctor: Oh, stop bellyaching, will you!
Barbers
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
A barbarian!!
Basketball
What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
Hula hoops.