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Joke Topic - 'Pessimists'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Pessimists'.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
B-negative.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Santa
Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
The elf and safety officer.
Permanent
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
Shadow
What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
His own shadow.
Daughter
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
Cows
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
Moo-souri.
Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.
Car
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
Difficult
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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