Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Not Yourself
You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.
Arrogant
I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
Ghosts
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
Basketball
What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
Wife
My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
Open
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
Dogs
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
Gorillas
What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.
Blondes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.