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Joke Topic - 'Personality'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Personality'.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?


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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Old

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Elephants

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
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Snowman

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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Pigs

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
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The Meek

The meek shall inherit the earth - if that's all right with you?
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow

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