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Joke Topic - 'Personality'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Personality'.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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Convicts
What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
Silicon.
Goats
Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
They are always kidding around.
School
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Bakers
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
Because he kneaded the dough.
Mice
My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
Teachers
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Baseball
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
I'll catch you later!
Thieves
A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
Cricket
My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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