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Joke Topic - 'Personality'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Personality'.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?


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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Ants

What do you call an ant that lives alone?
Independ-ant.
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Horses

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
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Dogs

What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

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