Christmas
What is a hairdresser's favorite Christmas carol?
'Oh comb all ye faithful.'
Executives
He is a born executive his father owns the business.
Retiring
Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
Games
What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
Eyes
Eye drops off the shelf
Vampires
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they want some garlic with their steak.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I've got rotten teeth, bad breath, and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Christmas
What Christmas song does Tarzan always sing?
Jungle Bells.