Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - P / Joke Topic - Permanent - 1

Joke Topic - 'Permanent'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Permanent'.

$text4

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
$text4

Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off
$text4

Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
$text4

Blondes

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
$text4

Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
$text4

Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
$text4

Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
$text4

Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
$text4

Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

This is page 1 of 1