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Joke Topic - 'Permanent'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Permanent'.


Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

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John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.


Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.


Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.


What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.


What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.


Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure


What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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