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Joke Topic - 'Permanent'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Permanent'.

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Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.
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There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.


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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Cow

Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.
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Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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