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Joke Topic - 'Permanent' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Permanent'.

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No, it's a permanent job.
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

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