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Joke Topic - 'Permanent'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Permanent'.


Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!


Honk If Anything Falls Off


When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.


Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.

Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.


Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.


Halitosis is better than no breath at all


How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.


What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

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