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Joke Topic - 'Permanent'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Permanent'.

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Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.
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There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.


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Jeans

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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Restaurants

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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Father Christmas

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!

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