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Joke Topic - 'Permanent'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Permanent'.

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Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.


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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Elephants

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

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