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Joke Topic - 'Perjury'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Perjury'.


Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a lot better than the penalty for murder.

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