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Joke Topic - 'Perfumes'


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What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.


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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Voters

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Television

What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.
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Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Ghosts

What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

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