Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Star Wars
Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
Pizza
What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
King Kong
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Cats
Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Girlfriends
I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
Soup
Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
Less
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
Cows
Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
The Ocean
Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!