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Joke Topic - 'Perfumes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Perfumes'.

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What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.


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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
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Less

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
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Cows

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!

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