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Joke Topic - 'Perfumes'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Perfumes'.


What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.

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Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!


Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef


What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!


Repeal the law of gravity


What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.

Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!


When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.


What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.

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