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Joke Topic - 'Perfumes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Perfumes'.

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What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.


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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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Beef

What do call a steer without legs?
Ground Beef!
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Nurses

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
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Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.

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