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Joke Topic - 'Perfume'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Perfume'.


Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.

While he was away on business, Brian thought it would be a good idea to buy a present for his girlfriend. "How about a bottle of perfume?" he asks the cosmetics assistant in a department store. She shows him a sixty-dollar bottle.
"That's a bit too expensive," says Tim, so she returns with a smaller bottle for thirty dollars. "That's still too expensive," Brian complains. Growing annoyed, the assistant shows him a tiny fifteen-dollar bottle.
'What I mean,' said Tim, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.

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Who's there?
Nova who?
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