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Joke Topic - 'Perfume'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Perfume'.

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Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
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What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.
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While he was away on business, Brian thought it would be a good idea to buy a present for his girlfriend. "How about a bottle of perfume?" he asks the cosmetics assistant in a department store. She shows him a sixty-dollar bottle.
"That's a bit too expensive," says Tim, so she returns with a smaller bottle for thirty dollars. "That's still too expensive," Brian complains. Growing annoyed, the assistant shows him a tiny fifteen-dollar bottle.
'What I mean,' said Tim, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.


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Time

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Frogs

What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
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Drunk

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Listening

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.

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