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Joke Topic - 'Perfume' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Perfume'.

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume?
A best smeller.
What is a successful perfume called?
A best smeller.
While he was away on business, Brian thought it would be a good idea to buy a present for his girlfriend. 'How about a bottle of perfume?' he asks the cosmetics assistant in a department store. She shows him a sixty-dollar bottle.
'That's a bit too expensive,' says Tim, so she returns with a smaller bottle for thirty dollars. 'That's still too expensive,' Brian complains. Growing annoyed, the assistant shows him a tiny fifteen-dollar bottle.
'What I mean,' said Tim, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap.'
So the clerk handed him a mirror.

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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!

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He put a deposit on Big Ben.

Pigs

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A lot of crackling on the line.

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