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Joke Topic - 'Perfume'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Perfume'.

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Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
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What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.
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While he was away on business, Brian thought it would be a good idea to buy a present for his girlfriend. "How about a bottle of perfume?" he asks the cosmetics assistant in a department store. She shows him a sixty-dollar bottle.
"That's a bit too expensive," says Tim, so she returns with a smaller bottle for thirty dollars. "That's still too expensive," Brian complains. Growing annoyed, the assistant shows him a tiny fifteen-dollar bottle.
'What I mean,' said Tim, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.


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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Hockey

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Mummies

What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.

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