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Joke Topic - 'Perforation'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Perforation'.

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Perforation is a rip-off


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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Dead

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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Birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.

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